What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:04
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.